Hope admin don't remove this, but a friend sent me this and I was going to forward to those whose e-mail address I had and then I decided to put it in a blog instead!

This really made me laugh when I read it (please don't read if you are easily offended!):

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this," pointing to the bowl."Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

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members comments     viewing 1 - 3 out of 6 comments       Page:  1 | 2 | Next >  Last >>     From: jaynie           20/09/2007 21:47:52 Ha ha ha!! Both made me laugh out loud! I'm terrible at jokes, too! I only know two.... How do you make a sausage roll? Give it a push! 10 cows are grazing in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo-eight One for the Scottish accents, there! I know they are lame, but kids love them!!!         From: kaz4652           20/09/2007 17:20:27 I run a joke line with friends i no on me mobile, i'll c wot i can do         From: ma           20/09/2007 14:42:57 hey good jokes made me laugh anybody got anymore,i am no good at jokes so i will leave it up to you guys           Page:  1 | 2 | Next >  Last >>